My niece sent this.... hilarious! I'm not advocating guns for everyone, but it does make you think about the criminals being the only ones armed, huh? Thoughts? Discussion? hmmmmm....
Posted to Craig's List / Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before
last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black
Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, s hortly after you
pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our life’s. You
also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope
that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn't expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the
jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber
Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that
it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't
it! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come
from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse
; walking bare footed since I made you leave your shoes,
cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or
running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before
last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black
Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, s hortly after you
pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our life’s. You
also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope
that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn't expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the
jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber
Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that
it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't
it! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come
from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse
; walking bare footed since I made you leave your shoes,
cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or
running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her
listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd
done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other
people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big
motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your
shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw
your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked
at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side20window and
keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone..
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone
for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I
managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and
one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible
target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat
(I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I
should apologize for not killing
you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate
punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to
sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can
&nbs p; only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps
reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember,
next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
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