Thursday, September 3, 2009

A story of a mugging...

My niece sent this.... hilarious! I'm not advocating guns for everyone, but it does make you think about the criminals being the only ones armed, huh? Thoughts? Discussion? hmmmmm....

Posted to Craig's List / Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before

last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black

Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, s hortly after you

pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our life’s. You

also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope

that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn't expect

you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you

took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the

jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber

Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a

shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that

it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't

it! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come

from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse

; walking bare footed since I made you leave your shoes,

cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or

running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her

listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd

done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other

people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big

motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your

shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along

with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw

your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked

at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side20window and

keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone..

Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone

for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I

managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and

one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible

target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat

(I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I

should apologize for not killing

you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate

punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to

sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can

&nbs p; only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps

reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember,

next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

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